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第一百一十三章擒贼先擒王可是<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>参谋安培见三中佐越是想讨好舰长小泉井一中将<span class="f39d21971"> </span>就越容易搞出麻烦来<span class="f36336a80"> </span>瞧<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>他给舰长搬炮弹箱子<span class="f39d21971"> </span>本想让上司坐着看舒服一点<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>角度好一点<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>可是舰长皱了皱眉头<span class="f39d21971"> </span>连话也懒得部下说<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>两只眼睛目不转睛的瞧着他所感兴趣的地方<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>只是用手摆了摆<span class="f39d21971"> </span>意思是不要<span class="f36336a80"> </span>
可是参谋安倍见三中佐却以为炮弹箱子没有摆好位置<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>就朝着舰长手摆动的方向挪去<span class="f39d21971"> </span>没有想到<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>这一挪不要紧<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>却把炮弹箱子里的两颗机关炮弹给咕噜噜的滚出来来了<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>这个时候<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>正在临时舞台上表演的白梅和迎荷正在扮演着杨家将里面的<span class="f7d10fc22"> </span>金刀场会<span class="fdde78981"> </span>中的一段<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>白梅饰演扬宣娘<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>迎荷饰演扬金花<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>
戏中扬宣娘正和扬金花正在比试谁的武艺强<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>然后披挂上阵的时候<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>两个女人先后踩道了滚到脚下的机关炮弹<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>本来脚下就悬着一条腿<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>另外一条腿还在相互间飞踢着对方<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>结果这下好了<span class="f39d21971"> </span>圆鼓隆冬的炮弹脚下一踩<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>重心失去<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>结果两个女人同时都摔了个前仰后翻<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>
前仰的是迎荷<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>她一个前扑<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>正好压在正在聚精会神看着精彩表演的舰长小泉井一中将的身上<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>本来小泉井一舰长前面因为安倍见三不干眼色<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>因为要给他搬来一个炮弹箱子<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>舰长就因为错过一个很精彩的细节而耿耿于怀呢<span class="f39d21971"> </span>现在冷不防的遭到迎荷一个劈头盖脸的前扑<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>顿时把舰长压在了一团肉底下<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>
舰长一时感觉呼吸不畅<span class="f39d21971"> </span>用手一推<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>也是肉呼呼的<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>眼前一片白花花的<span class="f39d21971"> </span>心里那个恼火呀<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>嗖嗖的往外窜<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>好端端的<span class="f39d21971"> </span>连个带荤的节目都看不好<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>舰长正要发火呢<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>猛然看见远在天边<span class="f39d21971"> </span>近在眼前的竟然就是刚才他睁大双眼如探照灯一般跟踪着观赏的目标——迎荷和白梅<span class="f36336a80"> </span>
而且这两个一个是趴在他的身上<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>一个是后仰倒在他的身上<span class="f39d21971"> </span>左看是白<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>右看也是白<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>手里是肉<span class="f39d21971"> </span>脸上也是肉<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>这让本想发怒的舰长<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>转怒为喜<span class="f39d21971"> </span>甚至是狂喜了<span class="f36336a80"> </span>啊<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>**折子戏杨家将真是了不得呀<span class="f39d21971"> </span>不禁是开了眼<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>还沾了荤<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>
此刻<span class="f39d21971"> </span>他在欣喜若狂之际<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>万分感谢参谋安倍见三中佐<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>真想现在就宣布给他提一级<span class="f39d21971"> </span>将军衔暂定为大佐<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>因为大佐以上官衔的中高级军官<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>还要报请大本营批准呢<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>但是<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>舰长转眼一想<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>且慢<span class="f85c2a251"> </span>封官给赏的事情<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>还是慢一拍好<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>因为人在欣喜若狂之余<span class="f39d21971"> </span>说不定会来个虎口夺食呢<span class="f36336a80"> </span>
不能让那个参谋安倍见三中佐有任何的非分之想<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>眼前演出的中国女人<span class="f39d21971"> </span>统统都属于日本联合舰队的副司令长官兼临时旗舰松岛号巡洋舰的舰长小泉井一中将的<span class="f36336a80"> </span>其他人不能也没有权利享受这一特权<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>连同自己身上压着的两个<span class="f39d21971"> </span>前面还有十一个正在起劲演出的中国女子<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>都不能被参谋这样的中低级军官占便宜<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>
实际上白梅和迎荷俩个早就商议好了<span class="f39d21971"> </span>要见机行事<span class="f36336a80"> </span>配合来帮助她们脱身的女子服务队的营救计划<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>在杨家将的折子戏里面<span class="f39d21971"> </span>为什么单单要演<span class="fde12cc15"> </span>金刀场会<span class="f758f93d1"> </span>这一段呢<span class="f39d21971"> </span>就是因为这一场要动刀动枪<span class="f36336a80"> </span>没有刀<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>怎么办<span class="f39d21971"> </span>借呀<span class="f68445279"> </span>事先跟舰长小泉井一中将打了招呼了<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>
舰长满口答应<span class="f39d21971"> </span>要借刀<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>好说<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>东洋刀的<span class="f39d21971"> </span>借给；要借枪的<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>等等<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>你们戏里不是用红缨枪吗<span class="fc1b52d5a"> </span>灵寒巧妙的回答道；<span class="fde12cc15"> </span>红缨枪不是没有带嘛<span class="fa5a26ac7"> </span>把你们的长枪给我们使一下<span class="f39d21971"> </span>也可以<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>反正你们日本人的步枪很长<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>就当长棍来使吧<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span><span class="f80cf0d7d"> </span>
那好<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>要借枪的<span class="f39d21971"> </span>统统的给<span class="f3546db8e"> </span>舰长小泉井一中将在演出前<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>答应的很是爽快<span class="f39d21971"> </span>因为他迫不及待的要看看从未看过的**京剧<span class="f36336a80"> </span>而且还是一帮中国女戏子来演<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>且看这些长相妖艳<span class="f39d21971"> </span>身材亭亭玉立的女子<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>一丝不挂的演出折子戏<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>到底是什么味道<span class="fc1b52d5a"> </span>
于是<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>有了真刀真枪<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>灵寒和瘸狐狸还有白梅和迎荷一拍即合<span class="f39d21971"> </span>在演出折子戏<span class="fde12cc15"> </span>金刀场会<span class="f758f93d1"> </span>的时候<span class="f39d21971"> </span>就在戏里用唱腔来商议好了共同动手<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>来一个假戏真做<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>明火执仗的好戏来<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>本来<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>白梅和迎荷假装要趁着角色规定的动作<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>两个女人为了比试一下谁的武艺高强<span class="f39d21971"> </span>这样可以披挂上阵<span class="f36336a80"> </span>
在演出这个动作戏的时候<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>两个女人商议好了<span class="f39d21971"> </span>来个故意的同时倒地<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>而且要假装不小心绊倒在舰长小泉井一中将的身边<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>好借机控制他<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>擒贼先擒王嘛<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>控制了小泉井一舰长<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>其他的日军官兵<span class="f39d21971"> </span>就比较好控制了<span class="f36336a80"> </span>当然<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>这要冒很大的风险的<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>因为小鬼子也不是吃素的<span class="f36336a80"> </span>
当白梅和迎荷正想寻找机会<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>扑向小泉井一舰长的时候<span class="f39d21971"> </span>那个讨厌的参谋安倍见三却搬来一个炮弹箱子要给舰长坐<span class="f36336a80"> </span>讨好就讨好吧<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>结果弄巧成拙<span class="f39d21971"> </span>没有留神炮弹箱子没有扣好<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>也没有事先留意箱子里面还有两发机关炮弹呢<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>
结果那两发炮弹就叽里咕噜的滚了出来<span class="f39d21971"> </span>真巧一边一个滚到了白梅和迎荷的脚下<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>当时两个女人同时都踢起一条退<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>做飞腿状<span class="f39d21971"> </span>结果在跳跃的时候<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>落下的另外一个保持重心的脚丫子<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>正好踩在了滚到脚下的炮弹<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>好嘛<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>真是天助我也<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>于是两个女人踩着圆鼓鼓的炮弹<span class="f39d21971"> </span>就来了个前仰后合<span class="f36336a80"> </span>
不管是前仰的迎荷<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>还是后合的白梅<span class="f39d21971"> </span>都把身子压向了毫无所知的小泉井一舰长的身上<span class="f36336a80"> </span>结果还把这个日本联合舰队副司令官高兴的嘴都合不拢了<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>既然这样<span class="f39d21971"> </span>那么就将计就计好了<span class="f36336a80"> </span>因为机不可失失不再来<span class="f91e3465f"> </span><span class="f31a8778f"> </span>看刀<span class="f3546db8e"> </span><span class="f758f93d1"> </span>白梅一个鸽子翻身<span class="f39d21971"> </span>手握东洋刀<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>对准了小泉井一舰长的喉咙<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>
<span class="f31a8778f"> </span>看枪<span class="f3546db8e"> </span><span class="f758f93d1"> </span>迎荷也一个猛虎下山<span class="f39d21971"> </span>将手中的长枪的黑洞洞的枪口<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>对准了舰长小泉井一中将的额头<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>这是怎么说的呢<span class="fc1b52d5a"> </span>小泉井一舰长正要体验天上掉肉饼的滋味呢<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>没有想到一把明晃晃的日本军刀还有一支黑乎乎的枪口<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>竟然同时对准了他<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>
难道这是演戏吗<span class="f68445279"> </span>不对呀<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>演戏都是角色和角色之间演<span class="f39d21971"> </span>那样角色跟观众一起演的呢<span class="f68445279"> </span>难道是互动<span class="f4814bb22"> </span>也不对呀<span class="f39d21971"> </span>哪有光闻见肉香<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>却不给点真格的且刺激的花样儿来呢<span class="f4814bb22"> </span><span class="f31a8778f"> </span>你们没有搞错<span class="f68445279"> </span>是不是刚才摔得那一跤把你们给摔晕乎了<span class="f4814bb22"> </span><span class="fdde78981"> </span>舰长小泉井一中将以为****女人是跟他开玩笑<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>也调侃的说道<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>
<span class="f31a8778f"> </span>谁摔晕乎了<span class="f68445279"> </span>睁大你的狗眼瞧瞧<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>老娘刀刃在此<span class="f39d21971"> </span>不老实<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>就要了你的狗命<span class="fa5a26ac7"> </span><span class="fdde78981"> </span>白梅手持明晃晃的东洋刀<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>再次逼近了舰长的脑门<span class="f91e3465f"> </span><span class="f31a8778f"> </span>如果你敢胡作非为的话<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>我给你的脑袋来个穿糖葫芦<span class="fa5a26ac7"> </span><span class="fdde78981"> </span>迎荷也将枪口抵近小泉井一舰长的太阳穴<span class="f36336a80"> </span>
小泉井一舰长压根儿也没有想到会有这样的情形发生<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>他睁开眼睛一看<span class="f39d21971"> </span>妈呀<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>那些光屁股的中国女人的妖艳霎时间换成了彪悍<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>个个手握明晃晃的东洋刀<span class="f39d21971"> </span>杀得那些本来饶有兴致观看**折子戏的日本海军官兵<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>满甲板跑<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>还有几个不拿刀而拿着长枪的撵着日本官兵慌不择路<span class="f39d21971"> </span>纵身飞跃大海激Lang中<span class="f36336a80"> </span>
妈呀<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>这不是一出绝妙的好戏嘛<span class="f85c2a251"> </span>满甲板尽是**中国女人和明晃晃的日本军刀<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>突如其来的杀戮<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>让日本海军官兵<span class="f39d21971"> </span>抱头鼠窜<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>四处飞奔<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>喊杀声<span class="f39d21971"> </span>是女子尖锐的嗓音<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>啪啪作响的是长枪发射出来的子弹<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>因为有了前面把违反军规当靶子打的实弹经验<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>所以<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>女子服务队的女子们<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>打起枪来<span class="f39d21971"> </span>也不含糊了<span class="f36336a80"> </span>
她们专门朝着飞奔中的日军的裤裆打<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>因为只有往裤裆瞄准打<span class="f39d21971"> </span>才能打到敌人的心脏或者要害的地方<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>因为裤裆正是一个人的中间所在<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>枪法再次的人<span class="f39d21971"> </span>只要你不是第一次打枪<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>总会冒个正着<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>运气差的也能扫个边<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>
于是<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>你看吧<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>随着啪啪的枪声<span class="f39d21971"> </span>应声倒下的都是命中要害部位的日军官兵<span class="f36336a80"> </span>当然<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>也有个别的枪法准的可以参加奥林匹克运动会了<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>因为才将看着一群女人表演的**折子戏<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>看得正带劲儿呢<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>结果就被突如其来的一顿白花花的白影子<span class="f39d21971"> </span>手持同样白晃晃的日本军刀<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>朝着鬼子头上砍去<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>跑得慢的<span class="f39d21971"> </span>脑袋开了瓢<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>跑得快的<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>长枪的子弹比两条腿还快<span class="f39d21971"> </span>结果啪的一声<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>就撂倒在那里了<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>
有细心的女戏子往中枪的鬼子跟前一看<span class="f39d21971"> </span>裤裆处还支着帐篷<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>还没有来得及撤呢<span class="f91e3465f"> </span><span class="f31a8778f"> </span>小鬼子<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>想看姑奶奶的**表演<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>哼<span class="f39d21971"> </span>你得掏银子<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>不然的话<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>就要你的狗命<span class="f85c2a251"> </span><span class="f80cf0d7d"> </span>细心的女戏子还不忘记用枪托捣捣奄奄一息的鬼子脑袋<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>带着讥讽的口吻说道<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>
耿子奇万万没有想到女子服务队如此之利害<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>竟然先发制人<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>给了鬼子一个下马威<span class="f39d21971"> </span>控制了局势<span class="f36336a80"> </span>他赶忙将两个总兵拉到安全的地方<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>以免被流弹给击中<span class="f32dc0d77"> </span>这个时候<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>一群红了眼的日本海军官兵举着东洋刀<span class="f4c8dcb30"> </span>端着长枪<span class="f39d21971"> </span>阴阳怪气的喊着<span class="f4d306d8e"> </span>朝着女子服务队的女子们疯狂的反扑过来了<span class="f91e3465f"> </span>
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